The kid I saw Titus with in November 1) runs the “autism humor” Facebook page 2) is joining the navy 3) what
Mike do u even have hair
I have the best hair on tumblr p
I’m wearing a fanny pack in public tomorrow bc i am in a frat
*hands u sea glass*
@blogathan
i try to be a punk but im just tryin to be Like Lill tbh; a side note from our producer, I
@blogathanDAM IT ZACK DID I ANSWER THAT PRIVATELY NOOOO
I wanna be part of the post tumblr apocalypse Internet gang
Judging by the fact that there are tens of millions pictures in the #tbt tag on Instagram the likelihood that someone somewhere has unironically put up a picture of them and their ex is Very High
A dude could ask me out in pants and I would pour my drink on his head and storm out and if he did everything the same but he was wearing short shorts I would still pour my drink on his head but id think he was cute
The thing about boys in short shorts is that they are way more important than most males realize
no dates w men unless they have summer houses
I’m not. I mean it. They are the enemy. They’re attractive and I don’t want them to be. kind of like boys in general I guess
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
whoever invented salmon colored shorts can go to h e double hockey sticks
